Janky Hydroponics
Jan 30, 2025 2 minutes

Let’s Have Some Bad Hydroponics Fun!

Hydroponics? You’re growing drugs!?

No. I’m attempting to grow lettuce. This is going “okay” so far. Let’s have a little look.

Two Buckets. Two Seeds. Four Lights. Some Chopping Boards..?

Okay, this is a little weird, but they’re what I had to hand and are strong, sturdy, and, most importantly, FREE!

This is the basic layout for me, two buckets, a bad chopping board set up to hold up the four lights.
Two black buckets under a makeshift tent of old chopping boards being shone on by four lights. The bucket lids have holes in them with rock wool and seeds in baskets.
Two buckets in a makeshift tent of old chopping boards, this time the lights are clearly visible.

Been a While
Sep 24, 2024 2 minutes

HELLO, FRIENDS!

I know it’s been a little bit, I am sorry, but… There we go.

Right, brief one, especially after so long, but I’ve been having one of them fun depressed times where I could barely get up most of the time, so going out in the garden just wasn’t happening.

Anyway, here’s my plans for the next few weeks.

GARLIC!

It’s almost garlic planting season, so today I cleared the approximately 5 large weeds from my garlic box and have decided to go with about what I planyed last year. Except I forgot to label them, so it’ll just be random what I get.

June 20th Mega Update
Jun 20, 2024 2 minutes

IT’S BEEN A WHILE!

Depression, sorry, but here’s a big update from me and the farm garden.

ONIONS!

They’re growin all right! Just look at these fuckers!
A photo of a dirt filled box, there are numerous, approximately 40, green plants coming out of the soil, they are all onions.
They need a watering, I think, I will get back out there in a few minutes after writing this up!

POTATOES!

These have some flowers (I’ll allow it) and some concerning leaves…
A photo of another dirt filled box, this time deeper. Coming out of the soil are 15 or so green plants, some of them have little white flowers, most of them have a little case of black spots on the leaves.
These also need a good watering, but I am somewhat happy with them. I thought they might have been more… Bushy. I think that’s how they were described on the seed website.
A close up of one of the plants in the previous photo, this time showing off the small white flowers that are starting to bloom.
These little flowers I should probably remove if I want slightly bigger taters, but I like the flowers, and I am sure the local insects do, too!
A close up of a plant similar to the previous photo, and one of the ones from the photo before that. It’s leaves are showing a lot of brown or black spots where they should just be green.
Now, this is a little bit of a worry. I will have to do some research and see if I can figure something out.

Taters
May 3, 2024 One minute

TATERS! GROW ‘EM, MASH ‘EM, PUT ‘EM IN THE GROUND!

So, exceptionally quick one! Taters are all starting to come up now. Lots of little green lovelies!
A photo of a raised bed, mostly brown with wet soil, but at points there are small potato plants peaking over the ground.

Also, I’ve been thinking, thanks to @Tinker on The Fediverse’s post about hydroponics today, my ADHD is gearing up to to it!

Potatoes Peaking Past the toPsoil
Apr 27, 2024 One minute

Potatoes Are Starting To Sprout Above Ground!

I wasn’t getting worried (I was).

My potatoes have started coming above ground, which is nice.
A mostly brown dirt picture, but with a potato sprouting above the ground slightly in the middle
A mostly brown picture of dirt, but with two small potato sprouts peaking above the ground level

Also, there’s a plant I am unsure what its called my mum got me, and these are the flowers! (Beautiful.)
A close up of a plant. It has long, tendril like shoots going upwards, which have multiple flowers hanging off. The flowers range from mostly white, with a little purple in them while they haven’t opened yet, to outstretched and a beautiful deep shade of purple.
A close up of a plant. It has long, tendril like shoots going upwards, which have multiple flowers hanging off. The flowers range from mostly white, with a little purple in them while they haven’t opened yet, to outstretched and a beautiful deep shade of purple.

Garlic Update 24 04 24
Apr 24, 2024 One minute

My Garlics Are Over ONE METRE TALL!

I really want them to be ready already!

SOON™

My garics seem to be over 1 metre tall now, which is pretty neat. Here’s some photographs of them!
A low down photo of some garlic plants. They are kind of cylindrical with leaves coming off them in layers. They extend off the top of the photgraph.
An above photo of some garlic plants as well as other plants in the area. There’s about 25 garlic plants growing up high from the ground.
A kind of above, but mostly from the side view of some garlic plants. They’re in multiple rows, growing large and strong.

Miscellaneous Flowers and a Bee!
Apr 12, 2024 One minute

Just Some Miscellaneous Flowers and a Bee!

The bee photo will be last, if you do not like insect photos, please skip it. (It will be after the break.)

This first photo was one I took when going to the post office the other day, it was underneath a tree and I thought it looked cool. I have not ID’d it.
Two white flowers with six petals each. Behind them are some white petalled, yellow middle daisies. The main subject flowers are coming from a plant which has thing, long, grass like fronds.

Potatoes, For Real This Time
Apr 8, 2024 One minute

FINE! I actually planted the potatoes now!

But there are no photos to see, because it’s just dirt.

So here’s a little photography from my front garden!

The potatoes, of which there were 15(!)1 have been planted. There’s nothing really to see, but I will update when they start to pop their sprouts above ground!

Now, my front garden has exploded into blooms! Mostly hyacinths, but also some actual bluebells, and some tulips. The tulips are mostly red, but today I noticed some dark purple ones which look amazing, so here’s some photos!
A medium close up of the tulips. They are a deep, dark purple and sitting in a sea of green, blue-purple plants. To the left is a stone and concrete path, and to the right is a small stone and concrete curb.
An almost direct look down on the tulips. They are a deep, dark purple colour surrounded by a sea of green on most sides, which is interspersed with purpley-blue hyacinth flowers. There is a stone and concrete path in the bottom left of the picture.
A close up of two purple tulips. The heads of the flowers are quite small, but they’re a really lovely dark purple colour.

Go Go Onion Update!
Apr 6, 2024 One minute

The Onions Have Started To Sprout In The Soil!

I am really hyped about this.

Just a quick on, but the onions have started to sprout out of the soil in my back garden.

There’s still a long while before I can harvest, of course, but seeing these little bastards shoot up is making me feel good.

Here’s a little picture.
Some small green sprouts appearing out of some soil. There’s 5 or so in the picture, mostly out of focus.

Onions & Potatoes Update
Mar 30, 2024 One minute

Onions and Potatoes and Updates!

OH MY!

Onions are planted, might have said this before, but I am too lazy to check!

In this tub/planter thing, they take up all but the lower right corner. I am unsure what to put there, maybe something small that doesn’t require too much space.
A large 1 meter by 1 and a half meter planter filled with soil.

I started working the potatoes planter tub thing. But I still need to shape the soil and then actually plant them. They’re an April (usually) plant, but as it’s about 18C outside (about 64F), I guess that it’s April enough for here!
Another large 1 meter by 1 and a half meter planter filled with soil.

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